Best Selling Funny Wedding Gift Blankets

Since God created man, and man created anime, anime is like a gift from God. So cherish it, the sacred Japanese anime is a holy gift from our Lord above. Whether you believe or not, this funny blanket design is sure to get a laugh and potentially a new perspective on life.

Get yourself together and get your shit together! Start adulting and get yourself together with this funny, adulting, cat blanket!

If you're not a fan of flowers, succulents, trees, growing, watering and nurturing plants, you can just leaf me alone! Show the world and mother nature herself how much you love the earth and plants and decorate your home with this sassy and funny, plant decor!

Uh oh! The crunch factory messed up! This box is JUST anxiety! Now they have to live with it! Who could have made such a mistake?! Scream into the void with this funny parody design!

There is snow way you can make me leave my bed this winter. Go into winter hibernation mode with this funny, sassy and lazy winter blanket!

Show your love for stargazing and dick with this funny penis pillow. This night sky's pillow features illustrations of wieners and balls shaped constellations.

Celebrate and drink up this St. Patdick's Day, with this funny, st patricks day, dick, jokes, nsfw pattern design!

Knotty and nice! Show off your love for knitting and yarn and crafting this holiday season with this funny, knitting, holiday blanket / home decor.

A Vulcan in the streets, but a Klingon in the sheets. (Unless undergoing a case of the pon farr, in which case you can be a Vulcan in the streets as well as the sheets.) Wear this geeky chic sci-fi classic and show up in the club ready to hunt down a parmaqqay.

Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater blanket. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer blankets at your next ugly sweater party.

Introverts unite and tell people that you don't like mornings...or people for that matter. Don't worry if they don't get sarcasm, it doesn't mean that you aren't funny. This blanket design features the quote, "I Don't like Mornings or People." with a sun pattern.

"Be strong," I whispered to my wifi signal. Show your wifi some much needed love with this funny throw blanket featuring a parody on the inspirational quote "be strong" which is a perfect gift for the antisocial introvert or the blogger with an internet addiction just looking for a strong wifi signal from a weak connection point.

Show your love of wine be it a merlot, moscato, champagne, rose, pinot noir, pinot grigio or any other type of wine with a good nose and a rich body with this wino ugly christmas sweater pattern! This Holiday blanket is the perfect gift for a wine drinker looking to show up to the ugly sweater party in style, have a glass or maybe a bottle while singing Christmas carols, and enjoying your favorite wine while enjoying the company of friends and family!

I'll stop being so lazy when being lazy stops being so awesome! Be lazy and look awesome in this cute and trendy blanket!

I'll stop being so lazy when being lazy stops being so awesome! Be lazy and look awesome in this cute and trendy blanket!

I hate to say it, but there is only one creature on this earth that gets enough of my love to be called my valentine, and that valentine is my kitty cat! This adorable and funny my cat is my valentine shirt will get it across to any would be suitors that there is only for you this valentines day!

Every western RPG game player has seen this message or something similar- You are over-encumbered by your inventory and your party cannot venture forth. UGH. Why did I pick up those 50 helmets, 30 pies, and 20 magical staffs? This funny gamer blanket is the perfect gift for nerds trying to avoid social interaction, going to the party, or that thing you don't want to go to because you're an introvert who hates dealing with people unless food or dungeons are involved.

I'm sorry, this is all my fault I just... I couldn't take all the pressure! Get your mandatory geology pun groans out with funny geology pun blanket. Maybe if you're friends gneiss enough they wont call you out on your schists! This design is the perfect gift for scientists stuck in the lab all day, science lovers, and geologist out in the field!

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your living room - the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket! This one-of-a-kind blanket boasts a unique design that combines delicate floral prints with bold genitalia illustrations. It's the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Plus, it's versatile enough to use as a throw blanket or to snuggle up with for a cozy night in. You'll love the quality construction and soft, comfortable feel of this must-have accessory for any home. And let's not forget, it makes for a hilarious and unexpected gift for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a standout piece to add to your dcor or just love a good laugh, the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket is sure to impress. So go ahead, embrace your quirky side and let this blanket do all the talking!

Thanksgiving turkey's aren't complete with stuffing after all! Show off your sense of humor with this holiday season with this funny, "Stuff Me Daddy" turkey, Thanksgiving day parody shirt design.

I have allergies! Don't suffer in silence with your seasonal allergies. Wear them loud and proud with this cute and funny, spring themed, seasonal allergies design.

Keanu hear what I hear? A song a song high above the trees, Keanu will bring us goodness and light. Show off your love for Christmas classics and Keanu Reeves memes with this funny, Keanu, Holiday parody shirt.

Merry Hexmas Witches! Show off your love for being a holly and jolly witch with this funny, witchy and merry, festive Merry Hexmas blanket / home decor!

Guacin' around the christmas tree, have a happy taco day! Celebrate Christmas in july or Christmas all year round with this cute, cozy and funny christmas decor, blanket! Feliz' Navidad!

Honk and disrupt the boomers! Honk at the boomers and all of their old ways with this sassy, goose, honking "Okay Boomer" Parody blanket home decor!

In the shark world, it's yeet or be yeeten! Show off your love for sharks and yeet memes with this funny, shark home decor blanket.

Justin Trudeau the prime minister of Canada, he's daddy af! Show some love to Justin and Canada with this funny, daddy, Justin Trudeau, Canada blanket!

I'm not mad, I'm just a little on "hedge" today! Look edgy and tell people to stay back because you're just a little on edge today with this cute and funny, hedgehog blanket!

The only judge that reigns supreme in my court is the notorious RBG! Show your love for the ruthless and bad ass judge, Ruth Bader Ginsburg with this funny and political, feminist blanket!

Boys are better in video games, it's just a fact. They are more handsome, adventurous and stylish. Show off your gamer girl pride and your love for video game boys with this cute and funny gamer blanket!

Boys are better in video games, it's just a fact. They are more handsome, adventurous and stylish. Show off your gamer girl pride and your love for video game boys with this cute and funny gamer blanket!